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If Hard Work Scares You, Try this Desperation Diet!
Published on December 12, 2003 By Frog Attack In Misc
So my friends, I am trying to lose about 18 pounds. But that's just an estimate. Because it's really more about the body fat percentage for me, as dictated by my TANITA SCALE, which acurrate or no, will at least show what direction you are heading in. I am TRYING to do this through means of eating healthy. The diet is 5 days of low carb, low fat, one day of moderate carb low fat and one pure cheat day a week.
calories on 5 days a week are 2000.
calories on moderate carb day are about 2300
cheat day could be 2500 - 3000 I estimate.

Exercise is weight lifting three times a week, aerobics 4 times a week, and on Sundays a nice walk. Mondays there is no exercise.

BUT if losing weight slowly is not your cup of tea, try this diet:

Every waking hour have one apple and one diet soda. Even if you ate 12 times a day you would intake less than 1200 calories. Be sure to take your vitamins as your body will be completely malnourished.

Okay okay. PLEASE nobody do this. I am trying to poke fun at myself over how desperate I feel sometimes. I lost weight, got down to 132, felt great. It took 70 days for me to get there from 150. It took only 4 weeks, 28 days to get almost back to 150 again. So NOW I have to start all over again. Hooray for me! Not really.

Oh and let me tell you what I think my mistake has been and how I am going to avoid it this time. After losing the weight I switched to a different diet plan with more carbs in an attempt to "bulk up". Hahahaha. Boy did it work. I feel fat now. I have learned that carbs for me --- well they are not good. I'm a big believer in "calories are calories". You cut the calories, you lose weight. But IN ADDITION I do feel that when I hardly eat any carbs other than VEGETABLES and occasionally some fruit, oh and milk products --- in other words no rice bread pasta --- I do not feel hungry all the time and I have way more energy. So after I lose the weight this time if I want to build muscle I am going to just add a tiny bit more carbs, more protein and cut back on cardio. Because that crazy diet plan before was like "after you lift weights, eat lots of fat free carbs" like potatoes and whatnot and it sent me off on this crazy weight gain PLUS now I'm hungry at night whereas before I wasn't.

Don't be like me and be slow to figure out what works for you. Don't read something in a magazine or on the internet and think "I could get better results doing this". Don't do it. If what you are currently doing is working for you, STICK WITH IT!!!! That's my opinion, anyway.
Comments (Page 2)
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on Oct 24, 2004
how about if your meals are like never healthy and you think that will help?
on Nov 03, 2004
Apples and coke? THAT WON'T HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT!! Maybe gain...
on Nov 08, 2004
Hee! Hee! Hee! chuckle giggle... funny stuff.
on Dec 31, 2004
yeah me to wats your reason
on Dec 31, 2004
yeah me to wats your reason
on Jan 05, 2005
a lot of dumb idiots think its funny to put stupid jokes on here. haw haw niggers get a life!
on Jan 09, 2005
i need to lose 5-10 pounds in one week anyone got any ideas??
on Jan 28, 2005
I am trying to lose 15 pounds over the next 10 days. I need to weigh 175 and I weigh 190. I am eighteen, and I have been as high as 217, as of this past September. Please helppppp!!!!!! I weighed 186 in November 2003 and in 2004's November I weighed 215. Is the Cabbage Soup Diet the way to go? The weight has to be off by February the 15.
Again, Pleasssseeeeee Heeeeeellllllllllppppp MMmmmeeeeee!!!!!
Thank You (I will accept suggestive emails)
on Jan 30, 2005
Get Hoodia it will make forget about eating! Look it up on the web.
on Jan 30, 2005
Get Hoodia it will make forget about eating! Look it up on the web.
on Feb 01, 2005
I heard from a health specialist and weight manager that if you eat 5 small meals a day it will boost your metabolism and help you lose weight faster.....I tried this one, but i made tha big mistake.. I love to eat so i thought 5 meals a day ment i could eat all the more and i downed everything 5 times a day. stupid. well it didn't do a dam thing, i gained 3 pounds. so For every 5 meals a day wut u should eat is:
eg.1: (breakfast) fruit salad
eg.2: (brunch) chopped carrots/broccoli (wutever veggie u like) with dip.
eg.3: (lunch) one sandwich
see where I am going with this? If you do this kinda thing and be sure to follow the food group(incorporate it with the 5 small meals) and drink 6-8 glasses of water a day u are definetly going to boost your metabolism, and loose the weight naturally and in a way your body can handle. YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE WATER!!!!!
on Feb 01, 2005
I heard from a health specialist and weight manager that if you eat 5 small meals a day it will boost your metabolism and help you lose weight faster.....I tried this one, but i made tha big mistake.. I love to eat so i thought 5 meals a day ment i could eat all the more and i downed everything 5 times a day. stupid. well it didn't do a dam thing, i gained 3 pounds. so For every 5 meals a day wut u should eat is:
eg.1: (breakfast) fruit salad
eg.2: (brunch) chopped carrots/broccoli (wutever veggie u like) with dip.
eg.3: (lunch) one sandwich
see where I am going with this? If you do this kinda thing and be sure to follow the food group(incorporate it with the 5 small meals) and drink 6-8 glasses of water a day u are definetly going to boost your metabolism, and loose the weight naturally and in a way your body can handle. YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE WATER!!!!!
on Feb 01, 2005
I heard from a health specialist and weight manager that if you eat 5 small meals a day it will boost your metabolism and help you lose weight faster.....I tried this one, but i made tha big mistake.. I love to eat so i thought 5 meals a day ment i could eat all the more and i downed everything 5 times a day. stupid. well it didn't do a dam thing, i gained 3 pounds. so For every 5 meals a day wut u should eat is:
eg.1: (breakfast) fruit salad
eg.2: (brunch) chopped carrots/broccoli (wutever veggie u like) with dip.
eg.3: (lunch) one sandwich
see where I am going with this? If you do this kinda thing and be sure to follow the food group(incorporate it with the 5 small meals) and drink 6-8 glasses of water a day u are definetly going to boost your metabolism, and loose the weight naturally and in a way your body can handle. YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE WATER!!!!!
on Feb 01, 2005
I heard from a health specialist and weight manager that if you eat 5 small meals a day it will boost your metabolism and help you lose weight faster.....I tried this one, but i made tha big mistake.. I love to eat so i thought 5 meals a day ment i could eat all the more and i downed everything 5 times a day. stupid. well it didn't do a dam thing, i gained 3 pounds. so For every 5 meals a day wut u should eat is:
eg.1: (breakfast) fruit salad and water
eg.2: (brunch) chopped carrots/broccoli (wutever veggie u like) with dip. and water
eg.3: (lunch) one sandwich and water
see where I am going with this? If you do this kinda thing and be sure to follow the food group(incorporate it with the 5 small meals) and drink 6-8 glasses of water a day u are definetly going to boost your metabolism, and loose the weight naturally and in a way your body can handle. YOU HAVE TO DRINK THE WATER!!!!! Instead of the coke with your lunch drink fruit 2 0 or water... Be sure to take your daily vitamins to prevent malnutrition. Havig the right amount of vitamins you needs also helps...Hope this helps some of ya out there!
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