The JoeUser.com blogger "IWantAbs" died today after being verbally assaulted over an article written about beloved actress Betty White. The article, which was written as a kind of "in-passing-stream-of-consciousness" shout-out to Miss White, seemed to be more detested than taken as a sort of amusement.

Said one blogger "if people are going to write things on the internet, they better be true! I'm still angry after finding out Microsoft does not, indeed, donate 2 cents to the needy african child foundation every time I forward an email!"

Said another "The internet is my only trusted friend. With this kind of deceit going on, my whole world threatens to come apart at it's very seams!"

As for I Want Abs, he vows to continue his blog from the afterworld, which has a surprisingly large assortment of sugar-free candies. He also has a lead from a certain arch-angel that Bob Barker may indeed bite the big one soon and be the subject of yet another misleading Blog title.