#1. Pick My Nose.
#2.Scratch My Butt.
#3.Talk To Myself.
#4. Strip Down To My Underwear and Clean The House While Chanting:
"I Will Sell This House Today"
#5. Bite My Toenails. Then I Put Them In My Cats' Fur.
#6. Pinch My Abdomen to Try and Determine if I am Losing Any Fat.
#7. Floss.
#8. Pleasure Myself To The Nine Inch Nails song, "Closer".
#9. Check My Moles and Wonder if Any Have Changed.
Ponder The Unpleasantness of Chemotherapy.
#10. Try and Learn a Little HTML.

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